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SanFranSingle is the first agentic, AI-native, post-romantic matching layer for founders, operators, and people who say "operator" unironically. We don't find you a partner. We find you a co-founder for life, with a four-year vest and a one-year cliff.
Currently live in SoMa, Hayes Valley, and one apartment in the Mission with eleven roommates.
Dating is broken. We know because we asked ChatGPT. Our four-stage process replaces chemistry with something better: process.
Link your LinkedIn, GitHub, sleep ring, and cap table. We also need read access to your calendar, contacts, and soul.
Your AI agent flirts with their AI agent. You'll get a Slack notification if a second date is mutually accretive.
After the third matcha, both parties share references, a five-year plan, and their stance on Rust.
Prenup drafted by Series A counsel. Pro rata rights preserved. Announced on LinkedIn before telling either set of parents.
Curated by a model trained on 40 million first-date transcripts and one very long Twitter thread. Every profile is fictional, which puts it ahead of most profiles.
Investors keep asking what your love life is worth. Now you have a number, and like all good numbers, it's made up.
Implied valuation at a 90x vibes multiple:
All plans billed annually, because we need the cash up front for our offsite in Tahoe.
Enterprise: for relationships that require SOC 2 compliance. Contact sales.
Testimonials are fictional. So is the product. The feelings, sadly, are real.
"We matched on Tuesday, signed an LOI Thursday, and announced our engagement in a 40-slide deck."
Dashiell & Wren · Co-founders of their marriage
"My agent and her agent have been dating for six months. We've never met. Honestly it's the healthiest relationship I've had."
Kai · Staff Engineer, works from a WeWork in his heart
"I was ghosted by someone in Palo Alto, which SanFranSingle reframed as a strategic down round. Huge growth moment."
Marisol · Head of Vibes, Series C
No. SanFranSingle is a vertically integrated intimacy platform with a dating-shaped wedge. Our long-term vision is to own the entire relationship stack, from first DM to joint 401(k).
We use AI the way a restaurant uses salt: in everything, slightly too much, and you will be charged for it.
Long-distance relationships are not supported at this time. The East Bay is on our roadmap for H2, pending a bridge.
It trains our model. Our model is also single and, frankly, it's going through a lot.
We are focused on growth. Profit is a lagging indicator of a lack of ambition.
We have redefined "successful couple" three times this year. Under the current definition, more than ever before.
Nothing is sent anywhere. This is a parody, and so, in a sense, are we.